Rachael K.

There is a stupid person in my head.

Her name is Racheal K .


Me. Me! I'm the Mubofu.

She happened to me today and i had zeroistic say of course.  She just insinuated herself into my brain and made it fart a total of seven times, maybe more when I was doing the Early Edition show with KK . Stupid bitch didn’t even put into consideration the stampede of butterflies boogoo booging its way through the largeass anxiety fizz in my belly. She didn’t even stop to think of how KK is a such fundament-hole who hates his job and takes his shit out on poor interns. He is condescending. and fast(bad). And a hater.

He is also cool and fast(good) and interesting when he isn’t talking about threesomes. I’m a bit nugurous I think, but that doesn’t change the fact that he is condescending. The man calls me MERIDITH. How am I to harness my awesomeness when my teacher thinks my name is Maimouna Meridith?! Thorny Grumble

I have a crush on Sima. She’s sweet, flowery, pretty, sweet, sweet… sigh. I want her to come back so that i can watch her speak. KK said,” Who DON’T you have a crush on Mildred?” and i Said “YOU”. On air, hehee. Not much, I know but happynizng. It made me happy and I giggled.

I think this radio sheitz is making me lower my standards.



About Miz. Kyrte

I read, I write, I love. My favorite quote is: We're all going to die, all of us, what a circus! That alone should make us love each other but it doesn't. We are terrorized and flattened by trivialities, we are eaten up by nothing. Bukowski, baby! Extremes ;-)

4 responses to “Rachael K.

  1. L.A

    lol. so what did Rachael K do to u exactly?

  2. She went and said, “I am the rock n roll ambassador for East Africa.” She sang a luga-pop song and called it rock. She’s got fine legs though. I have nothing against her legs.

  3. But your rants do occasionally get rumblyAndHardToFollow…though there’s quite a bit of KK in these here posts. Js saying

  4. I’z an intern so i have to work with the man. sniff.


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