Watoto History Makers camp.

I should have written this within the first three weeks of my return-al, because I’ve become evil again. I’ve even started sinning. Sad, i know.

What i learnt/What i was taught/ What i observed.

  • There are a lot of maggots in the zoo beach sand. They’ll make for your toe nails.
  • If you swim in a bikini at a Christian camp, nobody will stop you, but everybody’s eyes will be screaming *JEZEBEL!
  • All  boys are to be looked at as penisless, fangless brothers and having crushes marks you with the potential to become a whore on the inside.
  • If I want to be successful in my woman-ity, I must HarneSS my sexuality and use it as a tool to control/manipulate men.  If I don’t put out for long enough, i will be kwanjulad.
  • Christians can get away with extremely weird behavior and it is okay for them to dance to awful music because they aren’t judgmental snobs. I too danced.
  • Humility is very important. Giganormous Egos are not of the Lord. I still remember this one. I do! woooh.
  • If you want to get ahead and have a life, you must learn how to flirt with clean intentions. I saw this happen! I don’t know how they did it.
  • I’m starting to be suspicious about this cleanliness, after all, I couldn’t really see their intentions!

And now this is starting to feel like work. Wake up oh mind imp! wake up.


About Miz. Kyrte

I read, I write, I love. My favorite quote is: We're all going to die, all of us, what a circus! That alone should make us love each other but it doesn't. We are terrorized and flattened by trivialities, we are eaten up by nothing. Bukowski, baby! Extremes ;-)

9 responses to “Watoto History Makers camp.

  1. Princess

    Mildred, welcome. I had almost no idea what was going on in that second post of yours, but I read it through twice anyway. You write with a crazy energy. I like.

  2. Point Number 4, not to be forgotten! One must only unleash one’s inner whore after marriage 🙂

    I like how you write.

  3. tumwijuke

    Is it Christian to be catty towards Christians?

    Is it catty to be Christian towards cats?

  4. kissyfur

    I like this. “Flirting with clean intentions” There is no such thing.

  5. this style is refreshing.

  6. Cy

    I like your blog.


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