Nugu Superstardom.

The Sinister one is jealous. So irrationally jealous in fact that her flesh is goosebumping to some fucking guetta track. Or to some Sean Kingston track. Anyway she is so entirely nugurous, so filled to the brim with jealousy, so sloshy-over with the stuff that she’s decided to enjoy it.

Even God indulges himself. He’s unashamedly jealous. So I’m jealous too. (But not because God is jealous- not because I’m trying to be a perfect little mirror image or whatever) but because of reasons that i will not divulge. Divulging them will take icing? something off my jealousy. My Perfect nugu.

And I’m proud to say that nothing be-penised is involved. For a change.

Lemme go google for a soundtrack to this bombastic nugu.


My nugu is pure. Its even got a smiley attached.


About Miz. Kyrte

I read, I write, I love. My favorite quote is: We're all going to die, all of us, what a circus! That alone should make us love each other but it doesn't. We are terrorized and flattened by trivialities, we are eaten up by nothing. Bukowski, baby! Extremes ;-)

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9 responses to “Nugu Superstardom.

  1. Ah-ah. Now why are you tantalizing us?

    What or who is the object of the nugu? Spill!!

  2. The only person I have nugu for is she who lives in my head.

    • Hehe. Lucky you. That means she likes you (and is occasionally on your side). The chick in my head has nugu for Helena (who is a corpse in the My Chemical Romance song-Helena).

      As a direct result of my nugu, i laughed all the way from work into the taxi into my bed. Guffawing like a mad hatter-ette. Nugu is not a bad thing.

  3. Lawdy lawdy lawd! The way you make words bow down and worship you!

  4. 🙂 why thank you. er. I’m pleased as punch. (and the other Punch-when he’s punching Judy). I’m Even babbling now- coz of my pleased-ness* 😀

  5. Of course you had to brand the message with that 2nd last line..

  6. This is such a deep blog! What can I say, you’ve hit the nail right on the head! You even added some videos to make it seem so much more real. Youve got a great way of communicating with the reader, a great way of making me feel like what you have to say is just as important to me as it is to you. Keep it up!


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