UMU is a waste of space.

Why? Lookie here:  Even allowing for the title, AAH AAH. Most Nkozi people can’t zig shit. This was supposed to be a longer post, But after a whole Saturday night spent watching my back and explaining to countless people why they shouldn’t bash my head in , because, Ha ha ULK is a humor site and my article actually painted them all in a rather good light, I’m bored with the subject.  They are ,(many many many of them) part of one big mob, A stupid one.

OOga ooga. guess where we're from.

OOga ooga. Guess where we're from.

That I’m alive is confirmation of my long held suspicion that I’z a ninja, mehn. Tis in the blood.

No.  No. Scratch that. I’m RED SONJA.

Forget Lady SINISTER. Call me RED SONJA from now on.

Oh yea.

Oh Yea.

As with the last nickname, Ernest came up with this one. *Fist bump, mah mehn.

P.s Thank you, Emma, for all the beer. My dreads appreciate your generosity. But beer on the head is nothing to beat one’s chest about.

Beer on one’s enemy’s head is a thing bitches do. I’d do that.

P.PS: (Drat. Now my perfect finish is ruined. But just so we’re clear, not eVeryone in that place is a blank-brained ingrate with 2.5 functioning brain cells. Some people are Sharp! Chap chap! But not too many.)

My poor perfect-finish.

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About Miz. Kyrte

I read, I write, I love. My favorite quote is: We're all going to die, all of us, what a circus! That alone should make us love each other but it doesn't. We are terrorized and flattened by trivialities, we are eaten up by nothing. Bukowski, baby! Extremes ;-)

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2 responses to “UMU is a waste of space.

  1. Raymond

    Yo crazy, you know that? And obsessed with Bukowski.

  2. Totally AND completely obsessed.
    With Tom Robbins Man-agangsta as well.

    And yes. I know that I’m not Un-crazy 🙂

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