I’ve been AWOL for a whole lot of time, I’m sorry. During this time I:
- Fell in love with this extremeAlly great website. I love this chick. All of you, troop to ewgirlyounasty.com
- Sold my soul to *A Place Where I Can Discuss Books With People Who (Hopefully) Get It* A more bombastic bookclub doesn’t exist.
- I got addicted to jezebel.com. It rocks.
- I became a scanERD. i.e those people work a sister too damn hard. Every time I open a window to do sneak some writing in, a stupid brown hairy homonculus appears behind me and hands me a brief. Yes supervisor. I just did.
- I (finally) put my PLANB stuff up HERE. One of these days I’ll put up a real website and make like I’m a famous Ugandan Humorist. A celeb and all that 🙂
- I also spent some time HERE and HERE because famous writer-personalities-to-be have to look nice, don’t they?
- Discovered and fell in love with Alice Munroe, Guy de Maupassant and Martin Amis.
- Successfully kicked leggings out of my closet. Dresses whoop whoop!
- Did a whole lot of other shit but a girl can’t be expected to keep blogging while that soap…wossname…Marichuri comes on. Yes. I’m addicted to it. Damn you father.
More later, my lovelies