It beats my understanding, kuchapas it kabisa why tampons are so much more expensive than pads.
For one, they jam clots up my cervix.
In my head, slivers of womb are landing on top of a phallus shaped contraption which has no way of absorbing or even accommodating the bastards, so the clots just pile up and up and up and cause an assembly line of fat blood clots to form from where the tampon is stationed to the top of my cervix, thus making bleeding an even grimmer experience that it should be.
Thinking about this makes me cramp, even more than that stupid S.3 theory that cramps come as a result of great chunks of womb dropping off and horrible wounds forming. Jesus.
And the insertion! Fucking hell. They’re so. So unwieldy. So cottony and gross. Don’t even bring lube up. I don’t want to know.
And the stupid string that hangs out like a penisette? How is one supposed to pee around the bastard?
They should be apologizing for all their stupid ways by being super cheap. Msw
Days later. Ahem:
Hey! There are instructions. All hail the internet: How to avoid being horribly paranoid the whole day about smelling iffy as a direct result of pEeing on your tampon string which is really just ASKING FOR IT!!